REMEMBER WHEN THEY TOLD US NOT TO SPEAK TO STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET
#BUT I ENJOY THE PATRIOTIC ONE AND THE METAL MAN WHEN THEY MAKE JEST #LET US ALL MAKE JEST #AND FEAST
#WHO IS THIS PHIL ANTHROPIST OF WHOM YOU SPEAK#YOU DECLARED YOUR NAME TONY STARK#NOW I AM MOST CONFUSED#AM I TO SUCCUMB TO MORE OF YOUR LIES, MAN OF IRON #I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH LIES#HAVE YOU MET MY BROTHER#ARE YOU MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY LIFE’S PERIL#BUT I SHALL LAUGH#BECAUSE THAT HIDES THE INTENSE RAGE I AM FEELING#MJOLNIR AND YOUR PRETTY FACE WILL HAVE WORDS#WORDS OF PAIN
perfect tags are perfect
Still the best fucking post on tumblr
(Source: quellary)
The awkward moment when you and your parents are watching a movie and a sex scene comes up...
Parents, staring neutral at the TV
You, looking everywhere but at the TV so as to not show any type of interest
